Today, and maybe for the next few days, I’m offering “tips” for swineflu.*
Follow them on Twitter or on Facebook. Laugh. Often.
*For those that have been effected by swineflu, directly or indirectly, my prayers are for your full, healthy recovery. Any and all “tips” are just my opinion and are meant to be humorous and in no way reflect the opinion of anyone else but me. Please do not take seriously any of these swineflu “tips”, and consult your health care professional with questions- not me. Thanks!
~NjS
Vaccine available for #Swineflu: One drop of Chuck Norris’ blood.
Hormel’s SPAM backs up CDC’s claim of “no hogs contaminated”. Confirms use of pork in product. I knew it!
Chick-fil-A announces plans to cease talks with McDonald’s for purchase or “McRib” sandwich.
#Swineflu panic grips US, World. Bird lovers everywhere celebrate.
The U of Arkansas announced a stepped up security detail for mascot transportation.
Pres Obama to test #swineflu vaccine on auto & bank execs.
In order to save time & $$ on research, the CDC has announced that LIVING is hazardous to one’s health.
Oprah to include hand sanitizer in next “Favorite Things” show.
In a TV first, a Veterinarian is set to appear on a special episode of “The Doctors”.
With 173 Lab confirmed cases of #swineflu , you should definitely be concerned; cuz that’s .000000026615385 of the world’s population. Yikes
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